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De Zwaan, an authentic Dutch windmill, is seen among tulips on Windmill Island during “Tulip Time” in Holland, Michigan, on May 5, 2021. De Zwaan, which is Dutch for “the swan” or “graceful birds,” was built in the 1770s and was moved to Windmill Island from the Netherlands in 1964. (Joel Bissell/Tribune News Service)

According to an MLB memorandum found crumpled into a ball in a recyclable bin outside Roger Dean Stadium in Jupiter, Fla., a ghost negotiator would not be physically present in the room during talks, nor would he or she be named. In fact, neither side would know anything about the opposing side’s ghost negotiator except that said negotiator would no longer be living, as dictated by his or her ghost status.

“They were trying to sneak things through us, it was like they think we’re dumb baseball players and we get sleepy after midnight or something,” Stripling said. “It’s like that stupid football quote, they are who we thought they were. They did exactly what we thought they would do. They pushed us to a deadline that they imposed, and then they tried to sneak some shit past us at that deadline and we were ready for it. We’ve been ready for five years.”