Few athletes are as self-conscious about their image as Brady, which makes me wonder if the wobbling was a ruse. We know he defies the aging process by not allowing sugar to enter his body, and tequila is very low in sugar content, so if there was any liquor he would use to overindulge, it makes sense shots of tequila would be his choice. But it also could be a brilliant fake-out by Brady to rid himself of the “Mr. Perfect” image and get fans to treat him as they do Rob Gronkowski. Maybe Brady really just wants to be like “Gronk,” whom everyone loves. Alas, barring a Breathalyzer, we’ll never really know the truth.
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